Judging from his MySpace page, “Sorky” loves glittering mud flap girls, nauseating pop music, and his mood is :-|. To quote this staff assistant’s LiveJournal, “I may have grown up with a part-time dad, but I still throw down like it’s my full-time job.” It’s not, and he doesn’t. An up-and-coming, twenty-something staff ass., Eric Sorkinson currently lives with his SILF and thinks “staff ass” sounds hilarious LOLZ! What he lacks in experience, he makes up for in inexperience. He has a tendency to make jokes no one gets, get jokes no one makes, and can’t help but read all governmental jargon as sexual innuendo.